Clammy Sammy
Sammy is a hot mess. Handshakes leave you reaching for a handkerchief. So adept at sweat that by the time he gets to the office he is in need of a wardrobe change.
Lucky for Sammy his perspiration is our inspiration. Introducing The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. and its exclusive Cool Collar™ technology. It has a breathable construction and is lined with ventilated cooling materials.
If your shirt makes you hot under the collar, you’ll think the Shrtt is “Heaven Vent”.
Hank the Tank
Ask Hank what he does for fun and he’ll say “bicep curls”. He may be the MVP of the office softball team, but his conventional dress shirt is not winning any trophies.
Lucky for Hank there is The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. with its innovative Armhole Stretch Panels… providing increased comfort, flexibility, and range of movement.
When you try on our shirt you will want to thank Hank!
Sloppy Joe
We’re sure Joe owns an iron, but we’re not sure he knows how to use it. His shirt leaves us feeling rundown and wrinkled. It’s time to cease the crease!
Lucky for Joe there is The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. with it’s exclusive blend of cotton and advanced wrinkle resistant technical yarns that keep you looking pressed… never stressed.
It’s time to CEASE THE CREASE!
TMI Tim
Tim shares TMI (too much information). Ask Tim how his weekend was and be prepared for a slide show presentation. His paper thin dress shirt also exposes too much and leaves little to the imagination.
Lucky for Tim there is The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. with its high density fabrics and construction that will keep you SFW (safe for work) and help avoid those revealing wardrobe malfunctions.
Fellas, leave something to the imagination with our high density front panel fabric construction.
Bobby Pin
Is Bobby a Pinhead? Let us count the ways. He laughs a little too loud at the boss’s jokes and hangs around your cubicle a little too long. If that wasn’t enough, Bobby’s choice of dress shirts are packaged with so many pins and cardboard that it is a wonder that they’re ever meant to be worn. Don’t be like Bobby.
Lucky for Bobby there is The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. with our ASAP approach (we’re as sustainable as possible). Our shirts are shipped hanging instead of packaged. No cardboard inserts. No pins. So there is very little waste and no sharp objects to jeopardize your career as a hand model.
Being less wasteful never looked so tasteful.
Miss-Fit Schmidt
Meet Schmidt. He’s a bit of a tool, but that’s ok. We can deal with his awkward conversation on the elevator and even the fact that he constantly posts cat pics on social media, but we will not stand for his ill-fitting dress shirt. It’s a “miss” fit for sure.
Lucky for Schmidt there is The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. with its SUPERB Slim fit. We’ve used 24 points of measure to create the best fitting shirt in the industry. Not too tight. Not too loose. Just right (even if poor Schmidt isn’t).
Why be a miss-fit when you can be a total hit?
Fast-Fashion Fredrick
Meet Frederick (otherwise known as Freddy to his senior class). He is up on all the latest trends from every “fast fashion” store around. Unfortunately, the quality of his shirts lasts about as long as the trends do.
Lucky for Freddy there is The SHRTT by Mad Mill Trading Co. We made it our mission to make a game changing dress shirt (and have a little fun doing it). A shirt made from the highest quality fabrics with innovative and exclusive features for a fair price. We’re proud to say that we are NOT FAST… we’re meant to LAST! Now if we could just get Freddy to stop wearing his sunglasses inside the office.
